Mitt-Faced! Ha Ha Ha!

Batemanimation: Mitt on um...something.
The Transcript - per Daily Kos:
MITT ROMNEY: This is so much fun. It's so much fun running for president, I gotta tell ya. It is fun being here with you. This is kind of historic, you know that? To all be together on a, on a morning like this and uh, to be in the bright sunshine in a beautiful place and to be running for president with your help, we're doin' this together! This is not about me. This is not about me. You're not here because I'm some spectacular speaker, y'all know better than that. Yer. You're, you're not here just because the Republican Party is the answer to all things, you know better than that. You know instead this is America. And Amer, America is the answer to all good things, and we are caring about our country. We wanna get it on track again, to care for ourselves and for the people of the world that love liberty! Chicken and uh, you know, noodles, it's vuh, there's good, good German food right here.

Scott Bateman's Clever Animation Quoting President Obama (See Quote Below the Animation)

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: Right now, we have two competing visions of our future, and the choice could not be clearer. Now let me say, those folks on the other side, I am sure they are patriots. I'm sure they're sincere, in terms of what they say. But, their theory, I believe is wrong. See, I've never believed that government can or should try to solve every problem we've got. I believe that the free market is the greatest force for economic progress in human history. I agree that everyone has personal responsibility for their own lives. Everybody's gotta work hard. Nothing's ever handed to us. But I also agree with our first Republican president, a guy named Abraham Lincoln, who said that through government, we should be able to do together what we can't do as well on our own.